Sometimes you just have to stop and shake your head while trying not to wretch at the sheer stupidity of the human race. We are individually and collectively responsible for the frightening and terrorizing fact that stickers like this exist in Australia, and are displayed with pride on vehicles as they cruise around. Add a national flag draped over your shoulders like a cape, a southern cross tattoo somewhere on your back and a beer in hand… there we are, the rising star of Australian patriotism: The Fool.

So while we’re all trying to come to grips with people drowning in desperate attempts to land in Oz and find a different life, with conflict raging overseas that we dove headlong into with excitement and domestic politics stalled due to petty squabbles… let’s all ‘unite’ under our flag and ‘take back our country’ (vomit).

I swear, sometimes it is just so appalling that I’m tempted to move to New Zealand (and that means it’s right at the point where a tsunami might be the answer to Billy’s long held prayer in an Aussie context).

The Herd got it pretty much dead on in 77% with:

Captain Cook was the very first queue jumper
It was immigrant labour that made Australia plumper
Enough is enough, whiteys go pack your stuff
Don’t wanna live in England? That’s fucking tough
I’m sick and tired of this redneck wonderland
Most’ve you stay silent and I can’t understand
I just can’t understand (understand)

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